MESSIAH MARKX... SERVING YOU FOR 2000+ YRS!

 
Folks... Jesus is Dead and he isn't coming back! I mean, why would he - the world has put too much pressure on this dude? So, with that, I am volunteering myself to serve as acting Messiah for the next 2000+ years. What a nice guy I am, huh? At least you can rely on me when you call my name, unlike God who is always busy to answer your prayers. It's time we start following and believing in something/one that can be proven to exist instead of waiting for some non-scientific theory to come true, like Jesus' 2nd coming or God's existence... Believing truths would be quite a miracle!
GO TO: The Blasphemous Mind - Jesus has been dead for 2000+ years.  At this point, I don't think he is coming back any time soon.  Thus, I, Lawrence Q? Markx is volunteering his services to be Messiah for the next 2000 years.  How nice of me, Larry Christ, huh?