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Once upon a time, in 1980, my mom and my dad had sexual intercourse (allegedly, as there is a competing rumor about me actually being an immaculate conception). Either way, 9 months later (+/- 2 weeks) I was born. The rest is "HIStory," or rather MYstory. The cliff notes would read: Born and raised in Miami, Paid attention in school, learned a lot about a lot of different things, chef, author, artist, philosopher. Now a family man, still trying to come up with creative ways to take over (I mean enlighten) the world. By the way, spelling my name backwards name: xkram q ecnerwal?!?!? |
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