GO TO: The Presidential Mind - The Official Campaign Website of Lawrence Q? Markx's 2020 Presidential bid! GO TO: The Punctured Mind - Where the blood poors from the art the Needles Drew... Want Advise? Need a Tattoo? Learn more about PsychoTATTOOology and Fund-A-Mental! GO TO: The Graphic Mind - A Full Menu of Creative Design Services. I mean, it takes someone with a creative mind to come up with this website, right? GO TO: The Cluttered Mind - Just stay where you are... chill out and enjoy all that The Cluttered Mind has to offer... GO TO: The Brightened Mind - Home of the Lia & Naomi Show... THIS IS A PRIVATE WEBSITE WHICH REQUIRES PASSWORD ACCESS. Meant for personal family & friends only!!! GO TO: The Culinary Mind - Years of working in the kitchen got me this... MAGIC MIAMI FIRE POWDER! Be careful though, as good as this is... It is like crack - you'll be coming back for more! GO TO: Do you have something you want to say? Ask? Trying to learn the secret of life. Well, unlike the military, I have a don't ask / don't learn policy... If you want to inquire information, this contact page is a good place to start! GO TO: You have something you want to say to me? Ask a question? Yell? Ponder the meaning of life? Well, you can do all of that by going to this CONTACT THE CLUTTERED MIND page... GO TO: The Blasphemous Mind - Jesus has been dead for 2000+ years. At this point, I don't think he is coming back any time soon. Thus, I, Lawrence Q? Markx is volunteering his services to be Messiah for the next 2000 years. How nice of me, Larry Christ, huh? GO TO: The Ranting Mind - What can I say, other than the fact that I have a lot to say... So, pull out your pen and paper and start taking some notes! GO TO: Learn about the man, the myth, the man who created his myth... Lawrence Q? Markx GO TO: The Literate Mind - How many people do you know that actually wrote a book and published it? Well, let me make person #1. About Politics, Religion, Love, Life and more, this book, entitled THE Evidence of a Cluttered Mind... Wrathematics; An Army of One, works to strip the world of the ideosyncracies that make it spin off axis. GO TO: Well, I think this is the part where you are opting to leave... Well, before you really go, enjoy my satirical stab at everything... Anyhow, you would have hit the red "x" in the upper corner if you really wanted to leave my site... GO TO: The Cleansed Mind - Since most of you are voting for morons, I figured that I should make this process idiot proof for you... Thus, here you can find all the information you need to contact your congressional douche bag, so to let them know what a great job you think they are doing of screwing up your future while they work so hard at securing theirs... Why the ant graphic? Because everyone in D.C. bites! GO TO: The Manifesto of Markx... Read it and weep... really... cry... shed a tear!
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GO TO: Just keep clicking here and go in a full circle, back to where you came from... It is so fun, you can do this for hours!
Let's make one thing clear: although the name is The Cluttered Mind, it is far from messy! This Cluttered Mind is only cluttered because it has more stuff going on than space allocation would generally allow. Every thought from The Cluttered Mind is an organized masterpiece, played out by a one-man orchestra - me, Lawrence Q? MarkX! The Cluttered Mind is the collection of all the pieces of the puzzle that allow me to keep my life cognitively entertained - tattoo needles, authored books, spice recipes, presidential aspirations, and more... Just please don't move anything!
GO TO: Who the hell does this guy, Lawrence Q? MarkX think he is? Well... Go and find out...
Once upon a time, in 1980, my mom and my dad had sexual intercourse (allegedly, as there is a competing rumor about me actually being an immaculate conception). Either way, 9 months later (+/- 2 weeks) I was born. The rest is "HIStory," or rather MYstory. The cliff notes would read: Born and raised in Miami, Paid attention in school, learned a lot about a lot of different things, chef, author, artist, philosopher. Now a family man, still trying to come up with creative ways to take over (I mean enlighten) the world. By the way, spelling my name backwards name: xkram q ecnerwal?!?!?
GO TO: The Literate Mind - How many people do you know that actually wrote a book and published it? Well, let me make person #1. About Politics, Religion, Love, Life and more, this book, entitled THE Evidence of a Cluttered Mind... Wrathematics; An Army of One, works to strip the world of the ideosyncracies that make it spin off axis.
How many people do you know that have written a book? Many have plans to do this, but how many actually get it done? Well, I will allow you to pretend you know me if you don't, just so you can say you know someone who has written a book. The Evidence of a Cluttered Mind... Wrathematics; An Army of One is a book of mutually exclusive thoughts on the idiosyncrasies of the world, including but not limited to: love, religion, life, politics, and dissecting the retardedness of American Catch Phrases. It is the self proclaimed "Bathroom Reader that just doesn't give a crap!"
GO TO: The Culinary Mind - Years of working in the kitchen got me this... MAGIC MIAMI FIRE POWDER! Be careful though, as good as this is... It is like crack - you'll be coming back for more!
The Renaissance Man I am has created a product completely off the norm. Most of you would not believe that I was once a pastry chef. Although, today, I can't even make ice properly, I am able to mix up a batch of Magic Miami Fire Powder right next to the pot I cook the crack rock in. THIS IS A LEGIT PRODUCT, which is really good. This Blackened Spice, for your simpletons, is finger licking good, and it "Tastes Great on Dead Animals!". For more information on where you can get your bottle of Magic Miami Fire Powder...
GO TO: The Graphic Mind - A Full Menu of Creative Design Services. I mean, it takes someone with a creative mind to come up with this website, right?
The Graphic Mind specializes in Creating Creative Concepts through its full menu of services, including graphic design, copy writing, website design, brand marketing, and so much more. If it can be thought of, it can be created... What makes it even better for you is when you have The Graphic Mind do all the thinking for you! To request a job quote, or learn more about all of the "Simple Solutions" that The Graphic Mind has to offer...
GO TO: The Presidential Mind - The Official Campaign Website of Lawrence Q? Markx's 2020 Presidential bid!
Year after year... election after election... we find ourselves voting into office the same sort of person - rich! Ask how they got so rich, working in public service, and the answer is clear that they are all, always, corporate sponsored. Well, in 2020, I have a "perfect vision," which eliminates this corrupt standard, and replaces it with TRUE "for the people" purpose! Now, repeat after me... "I pledge allegiance to The Cluttered Mind against The United Snakes of America, and to the independence for which Markx stands: one Nation, no God, of individuals, for liberty and justice for all."
GO TO: The Blasphemous Mind - Jesus has been dead for 2000+ years. At this point, I don't think he is coming back any time soon. Thus, I, Lawrence Q? Markx is volunteering his services to be Messiah for the next 2000 years. How nice of me, Larry Christ, huh?
Folks... Jesus is Dead and he isn't coming back! I mean, why would he - the world has put too much pressure on this dude? So, with that, I am volunteering myself to serve as acting Messiah for the next 2000+ years. What a nice guy I am, huh? At least you can rely on me when you call my name, unlike God who is always busy to answer your prayers. It's time we start following and believing in something/one that can be proven to exist instead of waiting for some non-scientific theory to come true, like Jesus' 2nd coming or God's existence... Believing truths would be quite a miracle!
GO TO: The Brightened Mind - Home of the Lia & Naomi Show... THIS IS A PRIVATE WEBSITE WHICH REQUIRES PASSWORD ACCESS. Meant for personal family & friends only!!!
This personal ode to my offspring really is Markxism - The Next Generation. Please be advised, that although this portion of my website is being advertised from the home page, its main audience is personal friends and family who are not able to experience the Markx family on a daily basis. The Brightened Mind requires username and password entry, in order to view "The L & N Show". If you would like to entry into this section, please close this light box and click on the Play button at the right of the Lamb and Monkey to be taken to the contact page. Otherwise... Enjoy and...
GO TO: The Cleansed Mind - Since most of you are voting for morons, I figured that I should make this process idiot proof for you... Thus, here you can find all the information you need to contact your congressional douche bag, so to let them know what a great job you think they are doing of screwing up your future while they work so hard at securing theirs... Why the ant graphic? Because everyone in D.C. bites!
Like a yeast infection (not that I have any idea), Washington needs to be cleaned up, or cleansed of is corruption, deceit, and overall misuse of power, which has resulted in 95% of Americans feeling disgusted as they fight on a daily basis to be able to provide the basic needs. So, how do you cleanse yourself? Generally one would squeeze a douche bag in the irritated areas. Thus, I say we do the same thing in D.C. The Cleansed Mind is a compiled listing of all persons in the U.S. Government . Call and email them to let them know how much you think they Suck Ass...
GO TO: The Punctured Mind - Where the blood poors from the art the Needles Drew... Want Advise? Need a Tattoo? Learn more about PsychoTATTOOology and Fund-A-Mental!
Like bartenders and hair dressers, tattoo artists always find themselves on the other end of sob stories that signify the meaning of one's tattoo. With that, you learn that most of these people have problems... and so.. why not try to help them out. The Punctured Mind presents PsychoTATTOOology - a service where we will listen and attempt to fix your issues why jabbing you with ink filled needles. Better than that is that PsychoTATTOOology will donate proceeds to it's "Fund-A-Mental" charity, which works with psychological institute to really fix whats going on in peoples' heads!
GO TO: The Ranting Mind - What can I say, other than the fact that I have a lot to say... So, pull out your pen and paper and start taking some notes!
Always critical of stupidity, I like to take a moment from time to time (when I have a moment, that is), and point out what I would call the obvious, yet so many, making a majority, are so quick to miss. Anyhow, I personally don't like to call these "rants," but rather refer to them as points of discussion. Nothing is too large a topic to discuss for me. I will throw everyone under the bus that deserves to be run over, and might actually server as the bus driver too. I am never short for words... and so, even if I don't want to "rant," I have a ranting mind... it's all part of the organized clutter!
GO TO: Do you have something you want to say? Ask? Trying to learn the secret of life. Well, unlike the military, I have a don't ask / don't learn policy... If you want to inquire information, this contact page is a good place to start!
Have something to say? Did you get lost in everything The Cluttered Mind has in it's Cluttered Mind? Well, here you can take the opportunity to contact me with whatever you want to contact me about, so long as it falls into one of the many cluttered options I have provided you within the drop down menu of the contact form. If your comments / questions / inquiries don't fall into one of those categories... well... then leave me alone... Just kidding... ask anyways...
GO TO: Well, I think this is the part where you are opting to leave... Well, before you really go, enjoy my satirical stab at everything... Anyhow, you would have hit the red "x" in the upper corner if you really wanted to leave my site...
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